There was a payoff, although a minor one. I got to go out on Mischief Night. That was for big kids only. All night there would be mysterious knocks upon door frames and windows... there would be all sorts of unknown pleasures derived from wrestling with the demons which would be brought forth by dawn. Upon awakening, it was not at all unusual to see many windows covered in soapy scrapings. And the trees - huge billowing clouds of toilet paper would sway with each breath of wind.
Whatever happened during that night was unknown and extraordinarily alluring. I was to learn that I could costume and trick or treat - at selected locations - - - while chaperoned by my father. Well, the dream had lived for a minute anyway. I went to Chucky Bradway's house next door, then down the street past two more houses to my Great Grandfather's place. Then there was a short drive to Uncle Harry's. Uncle Harry Hunt was either my gradmother's uncle or her great-uncle, the argument never being decided as far as I'm aware. He had this really neat tv. The picture on it was very small. When he wanted to watch something, he'd pull out of some corner a giant lens which, when in place, was held at the perfect height to enlarge the picture. Next to the tv was a pedestal topped by what I now know as an art nouveau styled statue of a nymph, frozen in time while holding a pitcher as if pouring something. She wore a well placed series something or other which just so happened to expose her breasts. I was fascinated. The silken material in which she was draped could have been toilet paper left from previous Mischief Nights. In the middle of my heavy breathing reverie, my father announced that it was time to go.
My trick or treating done, I was hurried off to bed where I fell asleep dreaming of angels who would guard over me while I was in hospital. They were dressed in folds of toilet paper.