A few of his more famous lines from the center sqaure:
Q: In the movies, Frankenstein's monster was always big and ugly. And he had lots of scars. What was his biggest fear?
A: That the girls would be turned off by his big nuts.
Q: According to the old song, "At night, when you're asleep, into your tent I'll creep." Who am I?
A: The scoutmaster.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
A: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.
Q: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us?
A: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt.
Q: Is Billy Graham considered a good dresser?
A: No, but he's a terrific end table.
Q: Is using an electric vibrating machine a good way to lose weight?
A: That's what I told the saleslady, but she just winked.
Q: When is it a good idea to put your pantyhose in the microwave oven for two minutes?
A: When your house is surrounded by the police.
Q: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene?
A: You mean he doesn't have the right part?
Q: What do you call a man who gives you diamonds and pearls?
A: I'd call him "darling"!
Q: Oh, Paul, what would we ever do without you?
A: Replace me with Charles Nelson Reilly!
Q: Paul, according to the World Book Encylopedia, what is the main reason dogs pant?
A: Because they can’t talk dirty!
A: Make him bark.
Q: What is the name of the instrument with the light on the end, that the doctor sticks in your ear?
A: Oh, a cigarette.
Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Tape measures.
Q: Paul, in ancient Rome, bakers were required by law to bake something into each loaf of bread. What?
A: A Christian.
Q: What is a pullet?
A: A little show of affection.
Q: According to the French Chef, Julia Child, how much is a pinch?
A: Just enough to turn her on.
Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Lynde.
And Thanks for all the laughs.